Well, with these self-funding discussions,
Of which I certainly enjoy to go to, to receive cash,
With no added friends from work now attending.
The discussions become quite interesting.
My first group discussion was on Irish coffee liquors,
My second, on renovating houses of all sorts,
My third was on the description of ‘wattle paints’,
My fourth, on smoking six cigarettes for one hour.
And finally sending back a survey for more cash,
My fifth, was on also cigarettes and was paid a lot,
My six was on champagne and wine,
My seventh (and of recent), was on United Permanent Building Society.
My talk subjects is fine,
For just an hour and a half of time,
It amazes my friends in what I say,
It also amazes them in what is said, around the table.
To this day, I’m a so-called ‘expert’,
In market research of all kinds.
What started so serious,
I’ll now take as a joke!
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